Ya see? Ya see? They all said I was crazy back at the maximum security relaxation farm. But who’s the crazy one NOW—eh?
Here’s the story I pulled that first panel “news quote” from. The quote PROVING my theory, is down at the bottom, in the CORRECTION part of the story—where nobody ever reads all the way down to, except me and the little man in the little hat who sits on my shoulder and whispers in my ear 'what to do next.'